September 2011
When someone compliments you and spend 5 minutes thinking of a reply and all you come up with is 'thank you'
August 2011
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
This is worth a reblog.
i honestly think...........
that i will be the only rapper that does not put on for my home. i hate this place. their are a few exceptions (people wise) but this place has been a nightmare since i have moved here October 1st 2003.
When the teacher bends over to help the guy sitting next to you in class
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
OMG. MY HEART.
I WANT ONE.
They are down right adorable!
But they look like gremlins when they’re wet.Don’t feed ‘em after midnightWe do love our koalas!
WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN WHEN I WAS THERE?
SO CUTEEE
I told my girlfriend, "Remember, my mother is old, so speak slowly and very loud." Then I told my mom, "By the way, my girlfriend is retarded."
Internet people...
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for special people.
This is so true.
Putting a turtleneck on a bald person so they look like roll-on deodorant.
“MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!”
—Lewis Black (via both-nine-and-ninety)
“She’s so tough she poked through to the other side of the caprisun… most people can’t do that.”
—Abisha Uhl (via plunked)
